Vox Hunt: Snack Time
Show us what's in your fridge.
Submitted by Jill.
So, when Vox chooses your hunt question, you gotta do it, and with gusto!
This is my fridge. I use the term "my" loosely as I live with my immediate family, so I didn't really choose much of what's in here. If I lived alone, my fridge would probably look similar to those celebrities' who appear on MTV's Cribs, minus the three thousand cans of Pepsi (which I know they don't drink lest they want their personal trainers to give them a karate chop to the teeth, so I conclude they must have been paid to put it there), which means I'd basically have nothing at all in there because I'm broke. Okay, so this is colour and number coded for your convenience:
1 (or BLUE MISHAPEN CIRCLE): Bagged milk! I guess some people don't know about bagged milk? Well, it's a pretty great Canadian invention if you're someone who is clumsy, like myself, and drops stuff all over the floor and likes to see it explode. I think this is how my mom acquired the nickname "The Bomber". Also, last week I accidentally drank some chocolate bagged milk which was sour and I kind of wanted to throw up.
2 (or YELLOW, ACTUALLY A PRETTY GOOD CIRCLE): Newmann's Own Grape Juice! It's only probably the best grape juice ever. I should mention that probably about fifty percent of what's in our fridge is juice. We have about ten different juices at any given time. We're a juice family.
3 (or PINK MISHAPEN CIRCLE): Five Alive with Bilingual Packaging!
4 (or NEON GREEN SQUASHED CIRCLE): Half a pepper stuffed with chili that's been sitting there for a week and I'm kind of afraid of it.
Everything else is either baked goods or some sort of pickled vegetable. Or eggs.
